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see rummy you were bald to begin with basically and then you shaved the 3 maybe 4 hairs that dared to pierce their ugly heads though your porcelain skin
Also change your name back on steam scary because I keep forgetting who you are
rummy says he shaves everywhere except the head since he hates hair
Also yes anonofcali x bees is better
also anonofcali x bees is better
rummy does not have as many ass hairs as me thus the resulting ingrowns and gruff is not as powerfully annoying as mine shut up
so get on the ball
are you on the ball?
dude keep listening to GKMC it's so good
hip hop albums of the year -
the money store / no love deep web
good kid m.a.a.d city
mista thug isolation
it came from the truth which you cant handle deal wif it
bees x scary
anonofcali x scary
WHICH IS BETTER?
PASTOR WAS PROBLY HAVIN GAY SEX
I WALKED IN DA CLUB WIT A SNAPBACK ND DEY TELLIN ME DATS A NONO
I GUESS ALREADY GOT ON MI CHURCH CLOTHES
Anthony Fantaaaano here
nerd and it's time for a review.
Tame Impala are a reeeelativley new Australian band who are heavy in the neo psychedelia genre
whye doesn't tame impala play guitar morre
anon shes so fucking cute dude
and she has the highest voice in the universe
i love her~
also ~new girl~
her name's taylor
but she works at wendys w me and was dressed up as wendy on monday
so her name's wendy in stories
i dont care how you post as long as you still do it
no i am a bastard
i can feel the mucus in my ears
let me kiss your ears
JUST GO BACK TO BEING AS FUNNY AS YOU USED TO BE I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE FEELS
i was never funny tbh
hey remember when you were a really bizarre kind of funny please go back to i'll rename them later and shit and kill off this faggish scary who rambles on about tfwngf meme
i didn't even make those vids
kill it with eggs before it lays fire
who what when
WTF BEES. LMFAO WTF BEES OMG WHAAAT
what the fuck bees laughing my ass off what the fuck oh my god what
why did you take the picnic out of your name
picnics are nice
you were balanced
now ur just scary
just in time for halloween
I have become a born again Christian.
I apologize for all of the rude and ungodly remarks i have ever made.
I now listen to Christian rap like Lacrae.
So bitch get high with ya nigga
The sack I got looking some dead caterpillars
But it smell like a skunk that's oh so defensive
These bitches suck my dick like was moral incentive
it itches so bad anon its so bad
can't believe ass shaving got popular
i shaved my asshole in the shower
worst decision of my entire life
do it so you can experience the insane amount of uncomfort
no i must preserve my rainforest
wtf i just shaved too let's trade our clean photos in solidarity :d
nah i'm gooood
and then I ate your beard
all clean shaven
hey scary tell us all a bedtime story
one time u sucked my dick :)
Emmavolt is a dude
whatever it is get it away from me
lmao you're on a list with emmavolt
i am on the list to balance the cool and lame
REPLACE LOVE WITH LIKE
like if newgrounds should have a like button
but, how do I know you really love me?
friends don't have to "love" each other :x
add me to list :^)
put that annoying girl in a washing machine
thats (not) my gf
same as below but replace radiohead with venetian snares
same as below but replace danny brown with danny brown
is nothing easy
i wonder what happened
i havent spoken to her but she works tomorrow
and i was so terrible to people at work today so she'll have even more to bitch at me about
how were you terrible
why'd she close it with her elbows
anyway they were talking about her in a really rude way "damn i would hit that!!! wow!!!" and at one point they took a picture of her and passed it around. it was disgusting
also they aren't "hitting" anything
also i knew he was home because as i was walking down the street i saw his dad who confirmed this
what kind of things were the bus bois saying
i usually just do what your sister does and show nothing
its not like your weak because you react tho
also i wish i had friend drama
actually i don't really but
i am also so fucking sick of ben to the point where if i never saw him again i wouldn't notice. he's being extremely rude to and avoiding stephen, a guy who, albeit annoying, would do anything for anyone, include anyone in anything, and try to let anyone have a good time anywhere, for arlyn some fucking annoying high pitched superficial cunt. i needed him today and he pretended he wasn't home (i had to contact him through stephen, whose texts he ignores for some fucked up reason). i'll admit i don't like hanging out with stephen a lot because he tries really hard sometimes, but i don't go out of my way to avoid him for months.
the only reason i can come up with is that stephen hooked up with arlyn (at the party where i 'slept' with ben's girl) //before ben even liked her//
he puts the pussy on such a high pedestal that when the previous girl and arlyn "cheated" on him he blamed the guys and not the girls as if we all raped the shit out of them. i thought ben was a really cool guy but he really let me down today over some shitty grudge.
i cant save anyone
today after work me and my sister got on the same bus because she was going to help me cash a check. we got on a bus full of rowdy boys and they made fun of me and were rude to her. i didn't say anything but lord knows i wanted to. every move i made, they made fun of it. i wish i was more like my sister. when she's angry, she turns to stone. stares straight ahead. there's no talking to her. her answers are short, non existent or just written on her face
i'm an entirely different story. i get visibly upset. first it starts with i don't know where to put my hands, so i bring them (or in the case, one) to my face. then i survey what's in my pockets. then i lean, all while my face gets more and more creased with anger. then my fingers start drumming, patting my leg or shaking, and someone's either about to get fucked up or i'm about to get away. the problem is i can never will myself to do either. i just stand there, visibly ticking until i have finally had way much more than enough or it's way too late.
so i got off that bus, and my sister followed (we were nowhere near our stop) and hopped on a different bus. a stop later they all got on the same bus. this made me even more furious to the point where there was no talking to me, so my sister reached for her headphones and while she wasn't looking i slipped off. i'll never forget the scene, i'm off the bus looking at her as she stares down unaware i'm gone, looking so innocent and helpless while 10-12 boys get on the bus with the intention of being even more rude to her.
i'm not tough like her so i really couldn't take it and wouldn't be able to verbally own these fucking n****rs but i really keep thinking the worst (she's gotten raped) and if she did or was bothered to a point where even her sassy mouth couldn't win i'll never forgive myself for abandoning her.
lmao it should be black eye girl
yup sounds good
omg black eye save her bees!!
ill become twitter famous to teach you a lesson
and idk what else to call her. usually i name girls on where i saw them first, in this case its technically facebook but i didnt really care about her until i met her at the gate.
the names stayin so fuk the haters ~~
yh facebook girl is too generic
they're like 19 and up
one girl i play around with is 5 years older than me lol. i thought she was a high schooler so i started playing around with her, then she hits me with the ole 1, 2 "i'm 21" i was like wut brah???
lmao whats up adults
good luck!!! im happy one of us is getting w girls. i am still trying to find 74 girl (i will never give up) and added onto the list is one girl we'll call gate girl because "scared me shitless nearly tripped me and has a thing under her eye" girl is too long, sounds enticing but is overall boring
go onto twitter + look at your page
oh what have i done
anyway 5 yrs isn't too big a difference and i wouldn't be weirded out by you hanging wit them
these are the wendy crew, right
also 'gate girl' doesn't have the necessary ring to it either
im going to six flags (an amusement park) for the first time ever on sunday
work has given me a new social circle
and they're all adults
am i mature yet
anyway, with concert girl, don't immediately blurt out WE CANT DATE because (even though im sorta foggy on what is going on) that might not even be her intention. if you want to let her know that without telling her, flirt less. be polite. come off as a nice guy, an overall great person to be around, but keep a bit of distance. and dear god do not go into beta mode
she'll think you're too cute and want you more
whats up adults!!
how old are they?
im pretty sure she wants to date but eeeeh ok seems like ok advice ill try to be cool
looks kinda like a black buffalo bob....would you fuck me...id fuck me
yh sure qtie
ooo a picnic
ooo a bad "furry" kitty
yes we know ur secrets m8
Wheres's the picnic?
yo mommas house
nah but for srs she is a really nice cook :^)
lol what i miss im lost
its going to be awful
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